The Comedy Central ROAST of Flava Flav (umm did I spell his name right?):
- Tiff
PS. Hope you don’t mind the abundance of raunchy humor on my blog lately. Believe me - for personal reasons - this is really, REALLY needed.
Encanta!
This movie is so fucking funny I was literally crying 1/4 of the entire movie. So, so, so, soooooooooooo good!!
Talk about a pleasant surprise, too. We went in thinking it was going to be a mediocre sequel, but after the “Bottomless Party” at their friend’s mansion in Miami, and the perfectly timed playing of Mickey Avalon’s kickin’ song, “My Dick,” (Limewire it. You won’t be disappointed), I was enamoured with the writers of the film from there on out.
My other fav scenes included the “Goonies” monster and Kumar looking for a Baby Ruth, Neil Patrick Harris riding a unicorn, and the college flashback of Harold as a gothy angsty youngin’ (with eyeliner!).
It’s totally worth the money, my peep-peeps. Run, wheel, as fast as you can, to see the funniest movie I’ve seen in, like, forever.
Oh, and I totally have a crush on Kal Penn now. Nummy.
- Tiff
Other than yours truly and the awesome lady that is Kelly N. from NC…?
Why, the ”No Free Rides” Podcast, #9 & #10, of course!
(we combined the two)
Enjoy! We discuss everything from saris, to politics, to plastic surgery! Kelly is a T6 para, a corporate travel agent, and an Army wifey.
- Tiff
Found an awesome new SEXY, shoe site the other day: Pussycat Shoes
What do think of these babies? They’re called “Spruce” by Bobbi Blu. I know….they kinda cost a lot, $89.95, but they’re teh cute!
They’re Mary Janes (so the strap helps keeps them on), the heels are short and wide, so they’ll sit easier on your foot rests, and well, they’re gorgeously casual.
Simply put: I want ‘em!
So….anyone want to buy me a pair? I’ll bake you a chicken pot pie if you do!
- Tiff
How can you not love this show?!
Thank you crazy host/kung-fu guy, thank you dorky Alton Brown, thank you snarky judges, thank you secret ingredients…
And of course, thank you Mario Batalli, Cat Cora, Bobby Flay, or Masaharu Morimoto, for making my Sunday nights pretty much the best (and craving-induced) night of the week.
May it never be cancelled: Iron Chef America
Allez Cuisine!
- Tiff
Wanna know? Really, really?
Ok, well here you go, the best way EVER to describe it:
Try to move your hair, as you would your arms, your fingers, your legs. See how it does absolutely nothing and is unresponsive? Well, that my friends, is what it’s like when a part of your body becomes paralyzed after a spinal injury.
It just stops listening. Like you and a best friend got in a fight and are now ignoring each other.
As you can guess, it’s immensely frustrating to have that ability siphoned away from you. Walking, moving, makes life SO much easier.
A cure can happen, folks, and is closer than you think! Believe and most importantly, donate!
- Tiff
Saw “The Forbidden Kingdom” tonight, starring the kick-ass duo of Jackie Chan and Jet Li.
FUCKING GREAT film! I heed you all, to go, go, see it!!
Subtlely funny, amazing fight scenes, and hey, when it starts out like “The Neverending Story” (kid getting bullied, finds himself in an alternate universe) what’s not to love? I AM a child of the ’80s afterall.
Preview!
So if you find yourself bored this weekend, and not interested in a raunchy surrograte mother comedy (like “Baby Mama,” starring Tina Fey and Amy Poehler, which I’m TOTALLY seeing tomorrow), you really can’t go wrong with this dandy.
Have a happy weekend, my peoples!
- Tiff
Here’s a great video from my friend Cheryl Bogart that I thought I’d share.
Truer than most people would ever imagine.
- Tiff
Ever imagined a movie with Ben Stiller, Robert Downey Jr., and Jack Black, all playing actors (a comedy) where they’re filming a war movie?
I present to you “Tropic Thunder.” Opens August 15th.
This looks hysterical! CAN’T wait to see it.
- Tiff
Being the proud owner of implants myself (best investment ever!), this bra is more than intruiging:
“Le Mystère No. 9 is a bra with a patented system for supporting and complementing the way breasts look and feel after enhancement surgery. The first of its kind, No. 9 was made with the help of a board-certified plastic surgeon. But there’s nothing medical-looking about it. It’s as stylish as Le Mystère’s regular collection.”
Has anyone checked it out?
- Tiff